The best dream I've ever had was a nightmare. Kind of ironic. I guess if I enjoyed the dream then it wasn't really a nightmare. But it started out as one.
I was at an indoor pool in a recreational center. I was hanging out with this girl who I assumed was my best friend (we'll call her Blondie). The pool was empty except for us and we had our legs dangling over the edge of the pool. We were talking about stuff (I don't really remember) when this boy storms in cursing.
This guy is mad like his mom didn't cut off his crust mad,
or his favorite show didn't record mad.
His face is bright red and he's staring right at Blondie.
She looks scared af (I was too).
Then he starts chasing her around the pool yelling
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU"
Soooooo being the great friend that I am, I try to help her which doesn't really work out.
Then the lights go out (of course what's a nightmare without a little surprise). When they come back on everything is calm. But Blondie and the dude are gone and there is this old lady standing in the pool (I assumed it was Blondie's mom).
and she has A GIANT GLASS OF SWEET TEA.
And when I say a giant glass I mean this thing sat on the bottom of the 6 foot pool and went all the way up. THERE WAS AN UMBRELLA IN IT AND EVERYTHING.
This lady is just sippin' on her straw like she doesn't have a care in the world.
(Now I know what you're thinking, "Heaven this doesn't sound like a nightmare to me" but I'm getting to that part)
IN ONE OF THE ICECUBES IN THIS LADY'S DRINK IS BLONDIE'S HEAD.
Of course I start screaming and then the lady starts screaming and we're both just screaming bloody murder.
Then to make matters worse Blondie's boyfriend walks back in. The same dude who just yelling at her saying that he was gonna kill her.
and you know what he does,
he blames it on me
He starts yelling that I killed his beloved and that its my fault.
At this point I'm honestly trying not to laugh because this chicks head is literally floating in a glass of sweet tea.
This makes him every angrier and then he starts chasing me around the pool.
Then I woke up.
To this day I still laugh about this random dream. I guess it was sparked by my love of sweet tea and murder mysteries, but who knows.
My advice is, no running near pool and never laugh at someone if they threaten to kill you.